Paleo Workout Warrior T-Shirts

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

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