Paleo Fitness Junkie Gifts

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo-to-go

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo Camp

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'The stems are better for you.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."