Palace Treadmill Skeptic Gifts

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Guy in gym

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

Jeff was watching his weight.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."