Palace Treadmill Skeptic T-Shirts

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Guy in gym

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'