Paisley Pundit Gifts

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

CEO du Jour

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Where does it all end up?

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Obama Healthcare.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Budget

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Statue of Security

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Greek Crisis

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Diner is served

Power/Expenditures

'Take a letter,'

Hard Border

Jeff Sessions

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Hot Halloween Costumes

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

The Arab Autumn

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

"Im..peach...ment!"

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."