Paisley Enthusiast Gifts

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Bitchbark Canoe

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Bowling ball head.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.