Paisley Pattern Appreciator Gifts

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

King Madras

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Inventor of Morse Code

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Butterflies and moths

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'He's an abstract painter.'

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Colourful Birds

'Bloody showoff!'

"What? You know I love paisley."

Exploding Dalmatian

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

Easter Egg

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

I don't care

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

"And as we say in the old country, Signora, 'incoronare il Re'."

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

Polygon man.

"You seem different."

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

The best antidote for being love-blind is marriage.

"Oh gosh, I've come over all queasy all of a sudden."

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid