Paisley Enthusiasts Gifts

"What? You know I love paisley."

Bitchbark Canoe

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

That every day look.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Runner going through hurdles.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Bowling ball head.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"A man and his choo-choo."

"You know your dog better than I do."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Do you look like your pet ?