Paisley Enthusiasts Mugs

"What? You know I love paisley."

Bitchbark Canoe

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

That every day look.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Runner going through hurdles.

Bowling ball head.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

"You know your dog better than I do."

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Pit Stop for Track and Field