Paisley Pundit Mugs

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

CEO du Jour

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Where does it all end up?

Eldrow

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Obama Healthcare.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Budget

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Greek Crisis

Statue of Security

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Tied up in red tape.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Diner is served

Power/Expenditures

Hard Border

'Take a letter,'

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

The Arab Autumn

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

News and Magazines. Campaign Fundraising Heats Up. It says this election cycle is expected to break all records in the amount of money spent on free speech.

"Im..peach...ment!"

Hot Halloween Costumes

Jeff Sessions