Pearly Gates Pundit Mugs

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Voice of the GOP

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

Heavenly Take Out

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

"I forgot to call in dead."

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

"A sizable gratuity always helps."

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

That's okay --- Nobody would get in if we included cheating on diets.

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

Thank you, Joe

'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...'

"I'm thinking of buying a peerage with the money from my second job."

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

Sean Hannity

"Certainly you're qualified, .… we're just trying to achieve a certain dynamic."

"The PM plans to ennobble him."

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

Mittzkrieg

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

Pound sign about to be crushed by a 1 Ton Trade weight

"The period furniture is authentic. A prime example of colonial cherry."