Paisley Pattern Appreciator Mugs

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

King Madras

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Inventor of Morse Code

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Butterflies and moths

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Colourful Birds

'He's an abstract painter.'

"What? You know I love paisley."

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Exploding Dalmatian

'Bloody showoff!'

"And as we say in the old country, Signora, 'incoronare il Re'."

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

Easter Egg

Polygon man.

"You seem different."

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel

"Oh gosh, I've come over all queasy all of a sudden."

The best antidote for being love-blind is marriage.

Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."