Paisley Enthusiast T-Shirts

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Bitchbark Canoe

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Runner going through hurdles.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Bowling ball head.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"