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It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

King Madras

Bowling ball head.

'Make it look like an accident.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'She'll be back!!!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

Lady having her hair dyed

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."