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It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Bowling ball head.

King Madras

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'Make it look like an accident.'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'She'll be back!!!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Julianne Moore,

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Alan Carr

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Noel Coward

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

I'm free to leave jail? Why? How? You secret journalism source said it's ok. You can reveal the name of the person who told you that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper. Whisper, whisper, whisper. Holy book deal!

Lady Gaga

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"Dang, Jennifer Lopez is, like, on her 93rd boyfriend! At this rate...she'll get to me in 13.3 years!"

Kylie Minogue

Carla Bruni

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

Lady having her hair dyed