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'Fancy muttering 'not blummin more face painting' as we walked by her stall!'

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"You two seem oddly suited."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Girl in cow onesie.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Malty tasking.'