Paint Party Fanatic Gifts

'Fancy muttering 'not blummin more face painting' as we walked by her stall!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Too much concealer?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Face painting by numbers.

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Girl in cow onesie.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.