Art Party Lover Gifts

'I only drink at Private Views...'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

Party Animals.

The height of fashion in 1796

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Where Indian ink came from.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Canape?

What's an Imax cave?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Green Balloon

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"The overthinker"

Mr. Punch in Venice

'A Ball at the Mansion House'