Paint Manufacturer T-Shirts

Paint company exec to board: 'It's a disaster! We're solvent!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Quick, press control Z!'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Painting

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Pollock Painting Company

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Yes, but is it art?"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"You gotta admit, he's still sharp for his age."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Save the tree.

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

D.I.Y ladder

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Art Guidelines

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.