Paint Manufacturer Pillows

Paint company exec to board: 'It's a disaster! We're solvent!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Quick, press control Z!'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Painting

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Yes, but is it art?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Save the tree.

"You gotta admit, he's still sharp for his age."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

D.I.Y ladder

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Slag Heap paint colour.

Men painting red and white.

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'