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Painter gets stuck in the middle of a room

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many peanut butter sandwiches to paint my house?'

'I know you wanted to finish early, but we are only doing a bathroom in a prefab.'

Man is literary plastered.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Your talent's wasted here. You could be painting my kitchen."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Oops!"

"I don't think this is how Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel."

Shakespeare Quote

'I'll do anything for fifty bucks!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Painting

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Face Painting: $1

Sorry, You Didn't Win This Time

"We try to get the house painted every other year."

Spider painting a wall by hanging on its thread

"Cheese nibbly?"

"Can you get this finished before he wakes up?"

"That'll teach you for buying cheap paintbrushes!!"

The Formal Painter

Top Coat

Colour Blind

Kevin couldn't think of a way of explaining to people just how boring his job was.

Painting and Decorating

Brick Red Paint...