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'They had a sale on electric green.'

"He began his career as an interior house painter, and stuck with the tools he was comfortable with."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Face painting.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The DaVinci Code

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

A caveman paints from life

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."