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"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

(Camel paintings)

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Shakespeare Quote

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painting

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"We both love Chinese food."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Save the tree.

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Prison Wallpaper.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Slag Heap paint colour.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Non Drip Paint

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.