House Painters Gifts

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

(Camel paintings)

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Quick, press control Z!'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Painting

Pollock Painting Company

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"We both love Chinese food."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Save the tree.

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Prison Wallpaper.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Slag Heap paint colour.

Non Drip Paint