Painless Procedure Advocate Pillows

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'God - A little anesthesia would have been nice!'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

The Ascent of Woman

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Neutral Man.

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'It's a silent protest.'

First Aid Box

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

Terror Attack in Hanau

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Hey, guys! Neat old stuff.'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'That pest in 453 is being discharged.'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'Hello, Mr. Perkins. I'm Dr. Jones, and I'll be assisting you with your suicide.'