"All in favour say 'ouch'."
Painless Procedure Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for the painless procedure enthusiast? Discover fun and clever products that honor their dedication to comfort, whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints—perfect for showcasing their advocacy in a lighthearted way.
'God - A little anesthesia would have been nice!'
Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
The Ascent of Woman
'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'
"How long were you in the waiting room?"
If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?
Intolerable
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."
"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"
What Does God Know?
The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.
"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."
Neutral Man.
'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'
'It's a silent protest.'
First Aid Box
"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."
Terror Attack in Hanau
'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'
Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.
"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'
Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.
'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'
'Hey, guys! Neat old stuff.'
"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."
Not So Lonely Anymore
'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'
"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"
'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."
"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"
'That pest in 453 is being discharged.'
Painless Procedure Advocate Gifts Collection
Painless Procedure Advocate Mugs
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Painless Procedure Advocate Pillows
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Painless Procedure Advocate Prints
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Painless Procedure Advocate T-Shirts
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