Pageant Pundit Pillows

Miss World/Mister World/PC World.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

Hospital gown pageant.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Circus Pageant

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Boris Johnson Loses

Miss America IQ pageant.

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Beauty contest

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Sanna Marin party

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!

Blank Inside

7th annual weird fishes pageant

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Beauty Contest