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"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

'Good news...We're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

Divers Lap Pool

Zen Bowling.

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Acceptance, revolution, indecision

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

Human paddle

Is the pool open today? What? No, we're a cafe, not the YMCA. Oh. I guess I can't exercise today. I'll have ice cream instead. you gotta admire the pretense.

Can I use your wi-fi? Of course. Did you buy something? In a manner of speaking. I bought a Snickers bar last month at the 7-11 over in Candorville. So I'm basically a paying customer. I'm not following. My money went to pay the clerk's salary. A few days later, that clerk bought a magazine at a newsstand. The proprietor of the newsstand later used that money when he went to a massage parlor. He tipped the masseuse $65. The masseuse later took a bus to our town, where she bought a latter in this

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

'We need to drain the pool.'

Man at telescope stares at reflection of moon in a puddle.

Flying Seagulls

"Fraud or redistribution!"

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

A Woman President Would Change Everything

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

Man smokes a cloud of text.

Dog Park Afternoon

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'