Paddock Philosophers Pillows

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

Non Thought For The Day.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

"Can I help it if my shoes don't last?"

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

'Good news...We're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Christmas Joy, Peace and Goodwill.

Divers Lap Pool

Zen Bowling.

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Acceptance, revolution, indecision

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

Human paddle

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Man at telescope stares at reflection of moon in a puddle.

Flying Seagulls

"Fraud or redistribution!"

'Even though I'm in my fifties I feel I'm in the prime of life.'

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

Man smokes a cloud of text.

Dog Park Afternoon

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'