Paddleball Champion Gifts

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

God passing the time.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Canadian Canoe.

When bored, we board

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Space Hopper Rodeo

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

Moose Paddle Boarding

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

You and mate will see eye to eye on new venture.

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"I think I can hear the river!"

Beaver playing paddleball with tail

Memorable scene from the lake this weekend. . .

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

"Get some paddles, stat!"

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'