Oxymoron Appreciator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates the wit of oxymorons? Our collection celebrates the art of smart contradictions, offering a humorous and insightful way to showcase their love for irony and paradox. Perfect for those who enjoy wordplay or enjoy embracing life's contradictions with a smile, these items bring a touch of clever humor into everyday life.

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'Are we having fun yet?'

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A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself. mockup

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

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'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.' mockup

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

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"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties." mockup

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

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Final words on gravestones.

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The Elephant in the Womb

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'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites' mockup

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

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"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..." mockup

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

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Oscars 2024

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"Care for an oxymoron?"

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Paving over the window-box

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"Please don't go!"

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'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.' mockup

'Eddie, politicians everywhere are kicking cans down the road, so maybe it's time to get in on the boom in tin.'

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The Life of a Sentient Rock

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Business Cliches

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"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!" mockup

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

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"I just love your use of lying"

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'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.' mockup

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

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"No son, American English isn't redundant; it's an oxymoron."

"No son, American English isn't redundant; it's an oxymoron." mockup

"No son, American English isn't redundant; it's an oxymoron."

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'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'

'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.' mockup

'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'

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"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!"

"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!" mockup

"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!"

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Neither Here nor There

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"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog." mockup

"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

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"Don't make waves."

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Botanical violinist

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In Case of Broken Glass. . . Break Glass.

In Case of Broken Glass. . . Break Glass. mockup

In Case of Broken Glass. . . Break Glass.

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"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more." mockup

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

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"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!" mockup

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

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'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.' mockup

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

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Butterfly with talons

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Common Dodo!

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Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!' mockup

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

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"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?" mockup

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

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"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'." mockup

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

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Oxymoron Appreciator Gifts Collection

Oxymoron Appreciator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the wit of oxymorons. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate irony, these mugs turn everyday drinks into a humorous statement.

Oxymoron Appreciator Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that feature amusing oxymoron sayings. Brighten your home with humor and contradiction through our playful pillow designs.

Oxymoron Appreciator Prints

Decorate your space with our clever oxymoron prints. Ideal for language enthusiasts, these prints bring humor and modern art together in one stylish package.

Oxymoron Appreciator T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase your love for paradoxes. Stylish and witty, our oxymoron-themed tees are perfect for expressing your appreciation for clever contradictions.