Speech Appreciator Gifts

Oscars 2024

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Inclusive speech

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Trump! The Musical

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

What's normal?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."