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"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."
You don't find it strange I'm writing scathing Yelp reviews about this caf
Hot chocolate. Huh? What? Uh, sure. What's the matter? Are you sad? You look sad. No, no. I'm fine. Hot chocolate coming up. Oh, okay. I'm definitely not sad. How come adults won't say when they're sad? I am the opposite of sad.
"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
The Queen and Prince Charles to job-share.
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
Meet the Enemy
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
"I disagree — I think humans are funny."
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
Exciting potato bugs.
Battle of the sexes in a relationship
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'
'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'
LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET
"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."
Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.
Oscars 2024
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."
News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?
"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."
I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.
'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
Couple in Grey
"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."
'I wonder if TED ever listens.'
"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."
"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"
A Heated Argument
'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'
'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'
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