Doggy Dialogue Appreciator Gifts

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'Want to come up to my place for a drink? - My owner just bought a new toilet!'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Play dead.'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

Hot chocolate. Huh? What? Uh, sure. What's the matter? Are you sad? You look sad. No, no. I'm fine. Hot chocolate coming up. Oh, okay. I'm definitely not sad. How come adults won't say when they're sad? I am the opposite of sad.

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

You don't find it strange I'm writing scathing Yelp reviews about this caf

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"