Doggy Dialogue Appreciator Mugs

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'Want to come up to my place for a drink? - My owner just bought a new toilet!'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'Play dead.'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'