Animal Conversation Appreciator Mugs

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Laboratory Retriever

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Musical Dog

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Get ready."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?