Animal Conversation Appreciator Prints

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Laboratory Retriever

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Musical Dog

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Get ready."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'Do you know something? If I couldn't eat, I would just die!'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?