Doggie Dialogue Lovers Mugs

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Play dead.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"There's no point us both barking."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'