Overzealous Waterer Gifts

Maybe we're overwatering it.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'Please take this away from me.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"Wow nice jump!"

"I don't know whether you can tolerate working in a tropical paradise."

Rubbish spoiling water falls

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

What do you mean "try jiggling the handle"?!

"Wow - good job!"

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

"By the way, I've been meaning to speak to you about last month's water bill."

"What's the temperature of the water?"

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

Gluttony, Inc.

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."