Overzealous Waterer Mugs

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Please take this away from me.'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

"I don't know whether you can tolerate working in a tropical paradise."

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"Wow nice jump!"

Rubbish spoiling water falls

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"Wow - good job!"

"By the way, I've been meaning to speak to you about last month's water bill."

"What's the temperature of the water?"

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

'I don't mumble! I babble!'

Gluttony, Inc.

'I don't want to go in the water - that man said the fish were really biting today.'