Over-waterer Mugs

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'One carry-on!'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Holiday Luggage

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

"Wow nice jump!"

"Dad, I'm thirsty again!"

"Say when!"

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

'Ma'am, I think you've misunderstood the term 'carry-on luggage'.'

"Doesn't it feel as though we just got through working more hours for less pay?"

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

"What's the temperature of the water?"

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'