Overzealous Planner Mugs

"So...do you have a job now?"

Cake Escape

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"I started a new business. . ."

'You dropped your day planner.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

"I'm using sticky notes to identify areas in my life that can be improved. This one says I need five bucks to buy more sticky notes."

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

"And I want to be buried face down! I'm a stomach sleeper."

"Once we're in, Frank will get the TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."