Overzealous Planner Pillows

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Cake Escape

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"I started a new business. . ."

'You dropped your day planner.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"I'm using sticky notes to identify areas in my life that can be improved. This one says I need five bucks to buy more sticky notes."

"And I want to be buried face down! I'm a stomach sleeper."