Overprotective Humor Fan Pillows

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

No Immediate Danger

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

My mom won't let me walk to school. I might get mugged. She won't let me play sports. I might get injured. West Fester High School. And she won't let me get onto the scales. Why not? It might hurt my self-esteem.

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"You spoil that child!"

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

'Hi, son, it's the Momster again.'

'Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us. Somethin' rotten...somethin'...EVIL!'

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."

"That's a photo of Dad. He likes to keep an eye on us."

'I don't care how much you paid for it! It's not staying in our bed!'

"So this is it...the last day of my favorite comic strip."

My mom worries about us walking alone to the bus stop. Ridiculous. School bus. She says it's too dangerous. Crash! What was that? A mom keeping her kids safe

"This accountancy firm doesn't actually hold Parents' Evenings, but rest assured, your little Timmy is doing just fine."