Overprotective Humor Fan Gifts

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

No Immediate Danger

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Took a tiny nothing molehill and created this huge, amazing mountain

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"You spoil that child!"

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

'Hi, son, it's the Momster again.'

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."

"That's a photo of Dad. He likes to keep an eye on us."

'I don't care how much you paid for it! It's not staying in our bed!'

"So this is it...the last day of my favorite comic strip."