Overprotective Antics Gifts

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

No Immediate Danger

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

First Steps

'Honey...you're spoiling that child.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...

"Apparently, my mom knew I'd be bringing my phone to the beach. She put a floatie on it."

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Darn it Mother! I'm not MISSING! I'm just working DOUBLES this month!'

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

"Mom always was a helicopter mom, and now she's got a drone!"

"Of course I trust your judgement dear. But, it can't hurt to do a quick police check on your new boyfriend."

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"

"I asked my Mom to drive me to school because the bus doesn't have airbags"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"You spoil that child!"