Over-the-top Humor Fan Pillows

Zombie standup

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Trump Poutine

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Beer Parasol.

Winter Weather.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Tequila Mockingbird

'More government surveillance!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Joe has been partying hard!'