Over-the-top Humor Fan Mugs

'Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us. Somethin' rotten...somethin'...EVIL!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Rooster Comedian.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Trump Poutine

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Winter Weather.

Tequila Mockingbird

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'