Overeating Enthusiast Gifts

'You're not going to eat that alone are you?'

"Just be yourself."

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Theatre Crowd

...the all-terrain skateboard.

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

A masked man serenading

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

The Workaholics Building

'Stress'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'