Oven Devotee T-Shirts

Wordilly Durdillies - Fan assisted oven.

Television Readers.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Thomas Hardy

Baking

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Mulch madness"

Lady Macbeth

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

IT security.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Love Potion

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Baker

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'This should increase our business.'

Give Thanks.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'