Oven Devotee Pillows

Wordilly Durdillies - Fan assisted oven.

Television Readers.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Thomas Hardy

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baking

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Mulch madness"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Lady Macbeth

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"How are we on bread?"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

I bake my own bread.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

IT security.

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Love Potion

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Baker

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

'This should increase our business.'

Give Thanks.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"Are they organic?"